Jobs for goons to do
De-duplication of the goon list
Tough Guy Book Club
•Job posted: September 23, 2025
We have a large spreadsheet that we need somebody to go over finding and marking duplicate goons.
4th Grade Substitute Teacher
Springfield Elementary
Springfield, USA•Job posted: August 22, 2025
Springfield Elementary has proudly educated (and occasionally traumatized) generations of students under the fearless leadership of Principal Seymour Skinner and the budget-conscious oversight of Superintendent Chalmers. Our mission is to...
Assistant Beer Foam Technician
Moe’s Tavern
Springfield, USA•Job posted: August 22, 2025
Moe’s Tavern is Springfield’s premier (and only) dive bar, proudly serving Duff beer, pickled eggs of questionable origin, and insults from the owner since the late 1980s. Our clientele includes...
Donut Quality Assurance Specialist
Lard Lad Donuts
Springfield, USA•Job posted: August 22, 2025
At Lard Lad Donuts, we’ve been serving Springfield’s sweet tooth for generations. Our iconic giant boy statue is a symbol of happiness, cavities, and questionable food safety standards. We believe...
Safety Inspector
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Springfield, USA•Job posted: August 22, 2025
At the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, we pride ourselves on providing the city with slightly less-than-clean energy while maintaining a solid reputation for questionable safety standards. Our fearless leader, Mr....